Maths Mother Joke
Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then? Student: 2$ Teacher: Why? Student: Because my mother won’t give me any
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Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get? Student: A new video game
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Math teacher: Tell me Jenny, if a milkman mixes 2 litres water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 litres. What will happen if he mixes 6 litres of water and 3 litres milk? Jenny: I am not a milkman, how...
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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with...
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Three guys are charged $30 for a hotel room.They paid the clerk. Later the clerk discovered that the rate should be $25 on this weekend special and send the bellhop to their room with $5 in ones....
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A mathematician, native Texan, once was asked in his class: “What is mathematics good for?” He replied: “This question makes me sick. Like when you show somebody the Grand Canyon for the first time,...
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Several scientists were all posed the following question: “What is pi ?” The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″ The physicist said: “It is 3.14159″ The mathematician thought a bit, and...
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A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45!” The mathematician replied, “I’m right on time. I said I’d be home by a...
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Seen the week before finals on the chalkboard right after a Math 233 (Discrete Math) class at the University of Oregon: 59 + 34 + 2 + 37 + 97 = some number And here I thought math classes were hard….
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Dean, to the physics department. “Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn’t you be like the math. department – all they need...
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